GIRLS;REVEALED!!

Who run the world??!!

  Lmao..for real?like what was beyonce thinking?..i expected more from her.okay the beat is mad and the video is crazy.my mum watched it and said, "this girl must be an igbo girl.maybe her great grandfather is from anambra.she dances like them." i couldn't stop laughing when she said that. like seriously? But really she shoulda left that kinda song for the juvies in the industry.As much as i like to criticize her though,i still find my self humming the song and actually shaking my ass and head to it...yes,i do.soo shoot me!
  Anyways what i really planned to blog about is girls and our needs. i really don't think we run the world yeah,but in a very funny way,i still think we do...i should make up my mind right?! maybe at the end of this post i would have done that.okay let's start with our quest to own many,if not all the things in this world. lol.we always know what we want and we definitely know how to get them.is it by putting "omg!this my phone is just messing up" as our personal message on bbm hoping that our boyfriends see it and  take a cue that we ''want" not "need" a new phone because our "best friend's" boyfriend just bought her a new one and we're in some sort of silent competition and then when our "baby" finally sees it and talks to us about it we go, "i'm even thinking of buying a new one but its torch i want to get,i don't like typing with keypads,but i don't have the money yet so i'll just wait and hope to God but that means i won't have a phone for a while"..will you shattap there! everyone knows your phone is hale and hearty but the sweet boy friend obviously won't want his wifey to be without a phone so of course he buys it and she acts like she's surprised meanwhile she's been thinking to herself for the past few weeks that 'why is this boy wasting time na?' but really why cant we just say,"baby,felicia's boyfriend just got her a white torch and i'm still using a white bold so could you please get me a red torch cos i'm jealous of her right now?"....oh,yeah,i forgot.that would just make us sound bitchy.
  And that's not even all.we girls are very cunny.i'm sure the tortoise our grandparents used to tell us about in their stories were all female really.....i even do some of these things too yeah,but with good intentions *winks*. there are so many things that girls around me do,i cant even begin to list them all now.maybe tomorrow though! but meanwhile,please feel free to leave your comments. muah!