ARISTOcrats...

...THEY COME IN BLACK AND YELLOWS....

 So i'm sitting in this very posh restaurant at this very posh hotel..four points! Hehe. I know many people have been dreaming of going there to have lunch or dinner or something and i'm here fulfilling that dream for you. Let's face facts, the closest you'll get to eating in a posh place is sheraton.lol. dont be sad. What about CU students that are not lucky enough. The closest they get is mokland hotel. Like really. What a pirry. the building itself is DEAD! I wonder how it'll look inside.I swear i've never been there oh so stop making that face at me...lol...I only see the building at the beginning and end of the semester when my father drops me and picks me up.
So as i was saying,i'm having lunch with my friends at this  restaurant,(by the way i'm the one paying so you can like to respect me mhan. #money speaks) and then a car stops right in front of the door with this screeching sound so wee all turned to look expecting to see a very posh car .Lo and behold it was a yellow and black taxi. As in!And it wasn't even a fresh one at that. it was rugged.then the freshest,finest girl ever(after me) stepped out of this rugged cab. Her dress looked very expensive and it looked like a professional make up artist did her make up just for that afternoon. my friends and i had stopped eating at this point.we were just staring so you can imagine what the men around were doing.
okay so she brings out her blackberry torch and dials a number and then this fresh, fine Alhaji who had come earlier in a white hummer and probably has five wives at home with at least 25 children but obviously has excess money to cater to aristocrats picked up his phone,walked outside and paid the cab man. Then the babe says, "baby just gimme a second and i'll meet you inside". My friend's fork fell on the floor at this point!imagine!calling a fifty-something man 'baby' ke?!..Anyways, "baby" comes back into the restaurant and then the girl collects part of the money back from the driver.i'm sure they planned it from the beginning.She cannot carry last.Her head is there jare. she finally comes in,they eat and then they're touching each other and kissing and doing mushy stuff right there in the restaurant..At this point my friends and i have started eating again but we're putting food in the wrong places.lol. Finally "baby" and fresh babe pick themselves up and leave and i'm just wondering that if this girl really makes so much money to take care of herself from this her aristo business then why doesnt she have her own car?why is she still jumping black and yellows up and down? Oh i forgot, mummy and daddy must not know. #lowkey.
                                                                                

                                                                                           ....AND LEAVE IN HUMMERS.....